Score: 10

"YIMMY~!!"

submission: Jimmy Robinson

date: July 3, 2009

Poor Li'l Jimmy! He needs a golden yam-bag to suckle on, but at least he has his reveries of KISS beating him up and then comforting him to keep him warm at night, the zilch. ^_^

Score: 10

"LMAO~!!!"

submission: Naruto Super Dub

date: May 29, 2009

"Why can't people just WATCH Nay-Roo-Doh instead of these stupid fuckin' fan-dubs!?" XD

(Also, the guy with purple eyes and green hair was hot...just thought I'd throw that out there...:P)

Score: 10

"That was epic."

submission: O&A: 100 Grand Remix

date: May 25, 2009

LMAO, Yimmy jizzed on Ant's face, what a silly goose.

Score: 10

"How could I NOT give this a 5/5~!?"

submission: Saunich der Hejhaug

date: May 24, 2009

"Stop looking at my nipples..."
"Gimme some Chilli Dawgs, plaz."
"Gimme some...Chilli Drink, plooz."

Given the spelling, is Saunich the poor, Eastern European analogue of Sonic? (Sort of like how Worker and Parasite are analogous to Itchy and Scratchy?)

I hope to see more amazing episodes of NON-action with Saunich. XD

Score: 10

"Cum over face? Or cum over tits?"

submission: MeetNFuck Office Romance

date: March 8, 2009

My only qualm with this game is...WHY CAN'T I DO BOTH!? X* (sounds silly I know, but...)

Anywhoo, great job! :D

Score: 9

"Pretty hot, but...."

submission: Meet'N'Fuck Threesome Fun

date: March 8, 2009

My only qualm with this game (along with most, if not ALL the Meet'N'Fuck games) is the fact that the dialogue is nothing but broken English, totally arousal killing broken English. Also, the dialogue you use to romance the girls with (corny jokes and the like) could never work in a million years (I'm a girl, I know these things...LOL :p)! I mean, I KNOW it's just a fantasy, but COME ON!!!

Score: 10

"You should be getting PAID to do this!"

submission: These Pancakes Are Tiny

date: February 20, 2009

You know, Elementskater10 is right, this could EASILY be a TV show, AND it's a lot better than a lot of the tripe you might find on [adult swim] and the like these days. You should definitely continue using these characters, in like, a series! It would be well worth it. :D

Score: 10

"This was hilarious!"

submission: Destroy Hulkamania

date: February 9, 2009

This is Neil Cicierega's favorite flash game for a reason! Fucking LULZ!

BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER, I'M ALL JACKED UP ON HULK ENERGY DRINK! BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER

Score: 10

"HOCKEY PANTS~!!1one"

submission: Dark Knight Interrogation

date: February 2, 2009

LOL, that was awesome! (I also loved the Nameless reference) Batman was drawn so cute, too! XD ROFLMAO~!!

Score: 10

"EPIC FLASHY GOODNESS~!!!"

submission: MK vs. SF 3

date: December 2, 2008

This is, without a doubt, one of the single greatest flash movies I've ever seen on Newgrounds~! The visuals: phenomenal, the backgrounds: stunning! I WISH they coulda' looked like that in the games! The animation: POETRY IN MOTION~!!! My pet peeves are few, that whole line about Akuma serving as the emperor's new sex slave was really skeevy and gross, it nearly took me out of the flash! That little "flashback" bit with Scorpion was funny and cute, I was actually kinda sad that he died in the last one (a lot of the MK characters end up dying, you're pretty biased, aren't you? ;P). It makes me wish the fights were more inconclusive. That revelation at the end about Akuma being Ryu's father threw me for a loop at first, but the credits were so touching, it nearly brought a tear to my eye! (Faggy Celine Dion song aside, I was surprised! :o)

I wish you made more.